Let’s narrow down your options. You have either clicked here because someone sent you a link to my blog, you finished reading my posts and are trying to work out the many mental conditions in which my brain holds, or you just found the blog randomly and are trying to find something that’s actually interesting to read and as such you came to the About Me instead of my posts. Well, let me answer some questions for you…
My name is Ruby, though male, though not with a large penis (yup, it’s that kind of comedy I go for). ‘Ruby’ is actually short for ‘Rubiks’, typically having ³ on the end of each, because that’s the kind of nerd I am.
It basically goes Ruby -> Roobs -> Rubiks
As for accounts, it goes Ruby³/RubyCubed -> Rubiks/Rubiks³ -> TheRubiksCubed
Believe it or not, I am not a stripper… or any kind of person who will be sold for sex with someone. I’d happily do it for free though as I just show up at your house naked so I won’t have anywhere to put the money.
I… erm… I have blue eyes? I don’t really know why you’d care about anything past my name and as such I’m not sure why you are still reading… To be fair, I’ve been accused on many occasions to do makeup and beauty stuff with my eyes. I couldn’t tell you what that means… Trimming your eyelashes? Spraying some window cleaner on them? Okay, maybe my eyes are kind of a weird thing to talk about. Shut up, I’m trying.
I draw sometimes; so some of those might show up here and there. I do a little bit of writing too, but the way in which I do it is weird. Normally, I will just spit the idea of the story down onto paper, then read it back through, applying adjectives in places. I’m also incredibly lazy, and I normally can never be bothered to read it back through and add adjectives. I also complain about things or overcomplicate weird concepts… I mean, what else are blogs for?
Finally, yes, indeed this is nearly over, I can feel your happiness from here, I’m going to constantly apologise for you wanting to read this. I didn’t plan for someone to be pointing a gun at your head and forcing you to read this, and I don’t see any other reason as to why someone would read this… so… I’m sorry for putting you through this
Thanks for reading
: : Ruby ❤ : :